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Archive for the ‘Holiday Darkness’ Category

December 25th, 2007

Santa Gets a DUI for Christmas

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December 25th, 2007

Santa Sweatshop: Continued

StarkedSF’s exclusive on the OSHA and INS investigation of Santa Claus continues with startling revelations about Santa’s problematic relationship with Mrs. Claus.
While some details of the marital situation remain unclear, it appears that Santa was increasingly resentful about being known as the guy who “only comes once a year.” And unconfirmed reports indicate that […]

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December 24th, 2007

A Serious Christmas Video: American Soldiers

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December 23rd, 2007

Santa Sweatshop: Feds, OSHA in North Pole Sting

The North Pole Police Department has had Santa’s Village under surveillance for years. Sure, there were plenty of rumors—illegal aliens, workplace violations, underage drinking, spousal abuse, and numerous “shots fired” calls every December. But it took a long time to put together a case that would hold up in court.

In a massive sting […]

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December 21st, 2007

Behind the Scenes at Santa’s Toy Factory

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December 19th, 2007

Aliens Abduct Snowman

The snowman feels . . . . so violated.

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December 16th, 2007

The Night Before Rehab: Evil Santa Claus Puts on the Dope

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December 15th, 2007

Obligatory Disgraceful Santa Video

Perverse subtitles make all the difference sometimes.

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December 12th, 2007

Cashmas: The New Secular Sale-a-Bration

Cashmas. This holiday would pretty much take over where our current commercialized version of Christmas leaves off. People are always complaining about commercialization, but it’s not like they want to spend the 25th of December kneeling in a Buddhist convent or indulging in autoflagellation.

They want CASH MONEY! So why not just admit we’ve […]

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December 9th, 2007

Hollywood Undead: X-Mas Video Reality Dose

‘Tis the Season–to go in for 48 hours of psychiatric observation. Seriously, a brutally brilliant Yuletide video.

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