December 25th, 2007
Santa Gets a DUI for Christmas
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StarkedSF’s exclusive on the OSHA and INS investigation of Santa Claus continues with startling revelations about Santa’s problematic relationship with Mrs. Claus.
While some details of the marital situation remain unclear, it appears that Santa was increasingly resentful about being known as the guy who “only comes once a year.” And unconfirmed reports indicate that […]
The North Pole Police Department has had Santa’s Village under surveillance for years. Sure, there were plenty of rumors—illegal aliens, workplace violations, underage drinking, spousal abuse, and numerous “shots fired” calls every December. But it took a long time to put together a case that would hold up in court.
In a massive sting […]
Perverse subtitles make all the difference sometimes.
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Cashmas. This holiday would pretty much take over where our current commercialized version of Christmas leaves off. People are always complaining about commercialization, but it’s not like they want to spend the 25th of December kneeling in a Buddhist convent or indulging in autoflagellation.
They want CASH MONEY! So why not just admit we’ve […]
‘Tis the Season–to go in for 48 hours of psychiatric observation. Seriously, a brutally brilliant Yuletide video.
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