July 11th, 2008
I’m not sure if this was really done by Nike, but it’s pretty funny. Great barbershop ridicule scene. Maybe the Warriors need to get some of these shoes. Maybe I do. Maybe I just need to get some shoes, period.
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July 7th, 2008
I haven’t heard this much screaming since they confiscated Michael Jackson’s scratch ‘n’ sniff Gymboree catalog. Maybe the Giants could use some of this energy . . . .
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July 4th, 2008
Bill Gates has officially retired, but it’s hard to imagine him just hanging around the office trying to make himself useful by doing some filing or getting coffee for the gang.
Here’s some of the plans he’ll be considering over the Independence Day weekend:
Go back to Harvard and finish BA—no telling what you can […]
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July 3rd, 2008
Leaked from the marketer’s drawing board?
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July 2nd, 2008
Lately I’ve been remiss in dumping on celebrities, so here’s a round up of previous celeb pinata whackings. There will be plenty more to come . . . .
McCain Repudiates Penis, Joins Celeb Castrati
Frankenballmer: Steve Ballmer Unchained
StarkedSF takes a piss on Chron columnist pissing on Steve Irwin’s grave.
Karl Rove Stars in Pirates of the […]
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July 1st, 2008
Yesterday’s Muni brothel bus idea was just the beginning. If we as a city work together, we can soon incur sufficient tax revenues to hire enough school teachers, pay people to hose homeless pee off the streets, and outsource the board of supervisors to a call center in New Delhi.
Here are the basic elements […]
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June 26th, 2008
Yesterday’s news on Miami’s “brothel bus” really got me thinking–how did Florida get so far ahead of us?
Let’s face it–San Francisco and California could really use the tax revenues, as I’ve argued at length in my still unfolding plans to prostitutionalize Alacatraz Island.
In spite of its unpopularity with law enforcement agencies, Miami’s brothel bus is […]
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June 26th, 2008
Generally I don’t like to let prostitution related journalism eat into my malt liquor time, but this week there’s no avoiding it.
Maybe it’s a strange conjunction of the stars, but consider these recent developments in the flesh trade:
Behold the Brothel Bus: In Miami, authorities put the brakes on the “brothel bus,” a rolling sex trade […]
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June 24th, 2008
The housing market has been ill for sometime, and now Standard & Poor’s has released data indicating that nationwide home prices are back to where they were four years ago.
It sucks to be a seller, but how much does the plunge help Bay Area buyers?
Not much. It’s like going to a big sale at […]
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