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Shortly after President Bush described the maelstrom of violence in Iraq as a “defining moment in the history of a free Iraq,” The Walt Disney Company announced plans to hire the president as a consultant on a series of quasi-historical animated features.
Disney’s uplifting interpretations of history include creating a happy ending for the cruelly abused […]
For some infuriating reading, take a look at this study on lying by the Bush administration.
The study claims Bush and his cronies lied over 900 times to the public in a two-year period after 9/11, during which time the administration sought to terrify the public with lies claiming that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction […]
For politicians, lies are like potato chips: it’s almost impossible to have just one.
The most obvious proof of this theorem is Il Douche’s reaction to the discovery that the White House has been playing up Iran as a nuclear threat–even though Iran halted its nuke efforts in 2003.
But Il Douche couldn’t just let it go […]
Most of us would like to smash our alarm clocks with a sledge hammer on an almost daily basis, but occasionally the rude awakeners can serve an important purpose.
Last night I suffered the horrors of a ghastly news-induced dream.
At first I was trying to cross a devilish two-way street.
Though a 25 m.p.h. sign proclaimed a […]
President Bush, known here as Il Douche, has made it clear that he can talk the “no child left behind” talk. But he can’t walk the walk when it comes to providing healthcare coverage to families.
Bush said he vetoed a bill on the SCHIP plan because it could lead to socialized medicine. The […]
Hillary Clinton got plenty of grief over comparing Dick Cheney to Darth Vader, but if she owes anyone an apology it’s Darth Vader.
Unlike Darth V, Dick Cheney is no warrior. Sending other people’s children off to die in a futile, cravenly-conceived war does not bring warrior status.
Likewise, shooting some poor old bastard in […]
After deciding that first choice pick Michael Mukasey’s name is too difficult to spell, president Bush has opted for a more well-known representative of justice to the position: Deputy Dawg.
While some critics were skeptical of the move towards an animated Attorney General, others noted that it would be hard to do worse than Gonzales, whose […]
Every American should take a good long look at the text of Il Douche’s Thursday address on the Iraq catastrophe.
Almost every single component of his act of verbal defecation on the American people should goad every citizen to go mad with rage and disgust.
The speech begins like this:
In the life of all free nations, […]
President Bush announced a broadening of the war against terrorism, which has now become the War Against Evil.
“It will be a war to end all wars,” the president said at a thinly attended press conference. “I’ve learned that terrorism is just a subset of evil, and I won’t rest until evil everywhere has been […]
Il Douche tries to speak on accountability. This would be a lot funnier if it was happening on another planet.
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Written by Paul Springer for b5media.
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