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Archive for the ‘Iraq’ Category

September 13th, 2007

Bush on Iraq: Satan’s Codpiece Speaks

Every American should take a good long look at the text of Il Douche’s Thursday address on the Iraq catastrophe.
Almost every single component of his act of verbal defecation on the American people should goad every citizen to go mad with rage and disgust.
The speech begins like this:
In the life of all free nations, […]

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August 23rd, 2007

TNT Report: Pentagon Touts Armed Scooters for Surge

After noting that supply chain lapses are making four-wheeled armored vehicles hard to come by, the pentagon revealed a new armored scooter that it expects to win the war in Iraq.
A pentagon spokestool explained that the new 7,200 pound scooters represent the latest in armorment specifically designed to ensure U.S. triumph against terrorists in Iraq.
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August 17th, 2007

LiveLeak Video of Coalition Forces Destroying Insurgents

LiveLeak! Like YouTube but without 99% garbage content.
That said, it’s a strange kind of voyeurism that lets you watch these dipsticks wander around oblivious to their impending doom.

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August 7th, 2007

Talk Cheap for Rich, Blood Costly for Soldiers

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May 25th, 2007

Old Testament Mashup: Thumping the Bible Thumpers

The hordes of neocon faux-Christian wadheads think they own the application of scriptural interpretation to current events.
Memorial Day weekend looks like a good time to lay down some return fire:
Isaiah 2: 17
A man who brags will be brought low.
Men who are proud will be put to shame.
The Lord alone will be honored at that time.
And […]

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March 26th, 2007

And you think your job is stressful . . . .

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February 28th, 2007

G.I. Joe Episode I: The Source of The White House Iraq Surge Plan

Bush doesn’t come up with this stuff all by himself. Stay tuned for additional episodes. It keeps getting better.

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February 27th, 2007

Go Team America: Torture Someone for the Gipper!

It’s harsh, but that’s life. And death.

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January 26th, 2007

U.S. soldier gets sentenced to 18 years

Corey Clagett of the 101st Airborne Division just got sentenced to 18 years for murdering a detainee and participating in the killing of two others in the Muthan chemical complex north of Baghdad.Clagett’s story is an ugly one, but we really have to wonder how you can convict a guy for killing people when he’s […]

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September 25th, 2006

US Armed Forces Death Toll Passes 9/11

In a touching tribute to the current administration’s outstanding judgment in foreign policy, the death toll of American soldiers in the current middle east occupations passed that of the 9/11 WTC attacks. The score is now 2974 to 2973.
At least the world’s a much safer place now. Not.
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