February 23rd, 2008
McCain Repudiates Penis, Reveals Celebrity Castrati Membership
In a shocking revelation designed to quash allegations of a romantic involvement with lobbyist Vicki Iseman, presidential hopeful John McCain disclosed that he had his penis surgically removed at the onset of the campaign.
McCain joins many other celebrities and public figures who decided that it’s better to undergo castration rather than risk problems with allegations […]
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