b5media.com

Advertise with us

Enjoying this blog? Check out the rest of the Travel & Culture Channel Subscribe to this Feed

Starked SF, Unforgiving News from the Bay

Archive for the ‘political scandal’ Category

August 6th, 2007

Nixon Then: Cheney Now!

We can only hope.

Share This

By Paul -- 0 comments

July 31st, 2007

Politician Perp Walk: Stevens Leads the Parade

Today there’s more news than usual focusing on the antics of republiscum and demodildo politicians and their deviant activities.

AK Senator Ted Stevens: The cretinous yet craven senator and idiot is now in the news because the feds searched his house in a matter relating to Stevens good buddy Bill Allen, a contractor who pled guilty […]

By Paul -- 0 comments

July 23rd, 2007

Existential Terrorism: Media Manufactures The Unknown Jihadi

Anyone remember The Unknown Comic, the guy who did a stand-up routine with a paper bag over his head, aka Murray Langston? Looks like we now have to deal with a much more dangerous act, The Unknown Terrorist.
It was funny when news outlets began reporting that U.S. Brigadier General Kevin Bergner said that the […]

By Paul -- 0 comments

July 17th, 2007

V-Douche: Vitter Coated With Republican Teflon

Thanks to a convenient endorsement from God Almighty and the apparent stupidity of his constituency, ho-humping Louisiana senator David Vitter is back. No, not in jail–in the Senate.
What the hell are these republicans coated with? Nothing seems to stick–lying to start wars, outing CIA agents, embracing global warming as a lifestyle, wiping […]

By Paul -- 0 comments

July 6th, 2007

Olbermann to Il Douche: Resign

In ancient Japan, people committed seppuku.

Share This

By Paul -- 0 comments

July 2nd, 2007

Libby Freed: Il Douche Strikes Again!

In yet another shameful disgrace for the United States, President Bush–Il Douche–has commuted the jail sentence of White House fraud assistant Scooter Libby.
What a dark day for America. And just in time for the Fourth of July.
At least we know where to stage the next vile, degrading, implausible MTV reality show: the White House.
Image […]

By Paul -- 4 comments

June 24th, 2007

Have You Hot Tubbed Naked with Chris Daly and a Lascivious Farm Animal?

San Francisco supervisor Chris Daly, who can now be referred to as controversial according to Wikipedia, claims that some people say they have used cocaine with Mayor Newsom.
“Some people”? That sets the bar for proof pretty high. To keep it there, let’s find out if “some people” say they have engaged in any […]

By Paul -- 1 comment

June 22nd, 2007

Newsom Coke High a San Francisco Low?

The recent turdstorm over purported cocaine use by Mayor Newsom pissed me off so much that I actually can’t bear to make fun of Newsom under these seemingly ideal circumstances.
Why? For starters, the source of the coke jokes is stupervisor Chris Daly, a serial douche bag in the most polite language possible.
Moreover, a level […]

By Paul -- 0 comments

June 19th, 2007

Jury’s Out for Supe Ed Jew

Hear ye, hear ye!
San Francisco Supervisor Ed Jew has been excused from jury duty.
Maybe didn’t meet the residency requirement.
Or the height requirement.
Or maybe it was the jury for his trial.
Doh!
Share This

By Paul -- 0 comments

June 13th, 2007

Daily Dils: Bay Area Boneheads in the News

It’s shaping up to be quite a month for idiotic behavior of dildonic proportions. So far we’ve got:

S.F. Stupe Supe Ed Jew: It’s like a good news/bad news joke. The good news: Ed got bailed out of jail. The bad news: Hey, it’s all good news–unless he’s still set on a […]

By Paul -- 0 comments