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Most of us would like to smash our alarm clocks with a sledge hammer on an almost daily basis, but occasionally the rude awakeners can serve an important purpose.
Last night I suffered the horrors of a ghastly news-induced dream.
At first I was trying to cross a devilish two-way street.
Though a 25 m.p.h. sign proclaimed a […]
For no particular reason, the White House Svengali is resigning. That’s right, Karl Rove has announced his resignation as Bush’s surrogate brain.
Perhaps Rove felt he had accomplished all he could to harvest the lives and souls of American sodiers in order to effect a massive transfer of wealth to craven scumbags such as himself.
Rumor […]
White House ingenue Karl Rove has signed a nine movie deal with the Wachowski brothers.
The movies are all lavender-themed remakes, a direction that reflects both Larry Wachowski’s kaleidoscopic sexuality and Rove’s endoscopic urge to establish a refreshingly recognizable brand for his well known gayness.
The other movies:
Brokeback Mountin’
The Gaytrix
Splendor in the Ass
Miracle on 42nd Street
Assablanca
The […]
Dissatisfied with the story of pedestrian love between man and man, Karl Rove has put his weight behind a tale of equestrian love between man and beast, or horse to be specific.
The jejeune White House advisor decided that the world needed to understand a more profound love, the kind that’s more than hide deep, and […]
Riding on the sauerkraut fart wings of his big Hollywood contract for Splendor in the Ass and The Gaytrix, White House advisor and blushing tranny ingenue Karl Rove has lined up another new picture: The Wangs of New York.
In Wangs, Rove plays a naive, young, fat, translucent closet case who comes to New York City […]
Karl Rove’s baby pink hog looked lonesome at the 30th annual Dykes on Bikes gathering, almost as if the ragingly splendid machine somehow missed the oleaginous heft of the devious White House advisor’s steatopygian ass cheeks caressing its seat. At press time it’s still unclear whether Rove snubbed DOB or vice versa. It […]
The Sunday Chron’s Big Gay Issue strangely made no mention of scheming presidential advisor Karl Rove, which quickly led to malicious rumors that Rove, a.k.a Darth Gayder, might actually be straight. Still, many if not most folks remained confident that Rove is a closet homosexual, and there is still hope that the rotund Mephistopheles will don his […]
Written by Paul Springer for b5media.
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