June 14th, 2008
The first big question about the big sexual experience zone on Alcatraz involves basic design. In other words, what the hell should the damned thing look like?
Unfortunately, this poses a bit of a dilemma, since there are two architectural symbols that both would seem to represent the ultimate in debauchery: the White House and […]
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February 16th, 2008
It’s enough to make you wonder if liberal talk show host Bernie Ward is a closet Reupblican: the priesthood dropout is the target of federal child pornography charges.
Apparently Ward got turned in by his own online dominatrix, Sexyfairy2005, who received kiddie porn pics from Ward.
Ward was indicted last September, at which point KGO Radio […]
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January 26th, 2008
Former San Francisco supervisor and bungling shakedown artist Ed Jew has moved to have federal fraud charges against him dropped.
Aside from lying about his residence to qualify to run for Supervisor, Jew is accused of taking $84,000 in cash while shaking down businessmen trying to open pudding franchises.
(See StarkedSF’s FBI Avoidance Tips for Ed Jew.)
The […]
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October 12th, 2007
Most of us would like to smash our alarm clocks with a sledge hammer on an almost daily basis, but occasionally the rude awakeners can serve an important purpose.
Last night I suffered the horrors of a ghastly news-induced dream.
At first I was trying to cross a devilish two-way street.
Though a 25 m.p.h. sign proclaimed a […]
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September 17th, 2007
Startling new bullshit emerged today about the legal strategy of San Francisco supervisor Ed Jew, who’s in trouble of taking a $40,000 cash payment and lying about his residence in order to get elected.
There’s actually some precedent for lying about one’s residence in an election and getting away with it, and Jew’s defense will hinge […]
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September 11th, 2007
Mayor Newsom upped the ante this morning on his already bizarre request for hundreds of high-level city employees resign from their posts: now he wants them to take their own lives by means of ritual hari kiri, or seppuku as it is more politely known.
Newsom thoughtfully suggested a variety of ways for officials to make […]
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August 9th, 2007
Despite my respect for Chron columnist C.V. Nevius, I’m still gagging from the article that ran under the above headline.
All the steroids in the world won’t keep another few hundred S.F. homeless people from dying on the streets this year.
Nevius seems to feel that the reality of homelessness is somehow mitigated by the images of […]
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October 16th, 2006
The Sunday Chron’s Matier & Ross feasted on the flesh of SF Mayor Newsom and his underaged blond bimbo, who goes by the name of–get this!–Brittanie Mountz. We bet she does, and with enthusiasm.
Brittanie Mountz–that’s right up there with Fluffy Cumsalot and Cherry Treats. You’d need to use the porn star name generator to […]
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