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Archive for the ‘Shakira’ Category

May 30th, 2008

Shakira Test: How Do You Like It?

This edition of StarkedSF’s Shakira Adulation Hour is a test of our new source of celebrity photos.
We also note Shakira’s performance at last week’s Robin Hood Foundation gala where Wall Street bigwigs raised over $56 million to help poor people. (That’s down from $72 million last year–times are hard all over.)
As usual, we reiterate our […]

By Paul -- 2 comments

May 10th, 2008

Juanes: the Male Shakira?

The much-idolized Shakira is the first name that comes to mind in the area of Columbian pop musicians, but the male star Juanes is making a name for himself in both […]

By Paul -- 1 comment

April 23rd, 2008

Shakira Video: Poem to a Horse

Shakira Fans: This is actually a quality concert video–not the dark, out of focus junk that typically washes up on YouTube. Check it out–could be the best five minutes of your day. Or week. Or whatever. . . .

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April 3rd, 2008

DJ’s Vile Shakira Threesome Tape Rumor Leads to Trojan Virus Plague

Much as it disappoints Shakira fans who should know better anyway, tales of a videotaped threesome involving the saintly singer appear to be the groundless fabrication of an Argentinean radio host. In other words, a foul attempt at an April Fool’s prank.
And much as StarkedSF revels in degeneracy and to cop a phrase from […]

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March 12th, 2008

Monthly Shak Worship: Shakira Happy with Her Boobs

This just in! According to oneindia, HollyScoop, and other respected news sources, pop idol Shakira has overcome anxiety over the size of her breasts.
No one else shared her previous concerns.
Image with permission of Bay Area photographer Steve Kesten.
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February 16th, 2008

Shakira Auctions Off Bra for $3,000

While auctioning off unmentionables might seem less than saintly, diva Shakira utilized an underwear-related transaction to prove herself once again the Anti-spears.
One of Shakira’s bras went for about $3,000 in an auction held to benefit the Bare Feet Foundation. The foundation builds schools in Columbia, Shakira’s country of origin.
Maybe B-Spears will auction off her […]

By Paul -- 12 comments

February 6th, 2008

Gratuitous Shakira Post

For all you Shakira fans out there, here’s my latest attempt to find some stuff on the Brasil net.

Contonete
Correio (Shakira’s biological clock)
Carnaval 2008: (ridiculous Ivete Sangalo story)

Image from Correio.
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January 26th, 2008

Monthly Shakira Adulation: Brief Respite from Gadflying

Once again, I’m going against my normally misanthropic grain to placate the hordes of Shakira fans who continue to visit this site.
To quote a line of unknown provenance, I generally don’t put women on a pedestal except to look up their dresses, but I’d actually be ashamed to ogle the much- loved worshipped Shakira, who […]

By Paul -- 4 comments

September 10th, 2007

Celebrity Slapdown: Shakira vs. Hilton & Spears

Why do people love Shakira but love to hate Paris Hilton?
This is not the type of question I generally dwell on, but I guess I have to because people just can’t seem to stop commenting on another version of this (right) photo I flung up months ago.
And the comments are all positive.
On the other hand, […]

By Paul -- 4 comments

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