February 14th, 2008
The Bonds juice trial saw evidence that Bonds failed a steroid test a month after his home run record season in 2000.
Does anyone know how much money we’ve paid this egotistical a**hole to lead the Giants to last place?
In a town where several hundred homeless die of exposure on the streets every year, we […]
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February 6th, 2008
Michigan resident Ann Marie Linscott has been indicted for using Craigslist to find someone to murder the wife of the guy Linscott has been banging.
Much remains unknown in the murder-for-hire solicitation case:
Which category did Linscott place the ad in? It was presumably a gigs ad, but which kind of gigs?
Craigslist is obviously the wrong […]
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January 30th, 2008
In keeping with his policy of avoiding locations where large numbers of people will severely question his leadership skills, President Bush sneaked into the Bay Area Wednesday via SFO.
Then he immediately turned tail and headed south to Hillsborough, the Beverly Hills of Silicon Valley. The president visited H-bo to attend a republiscum national […]
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January 20th, 2008
If the U.S. government learned anything from the much-ridiculed government welfare cheese giveaway of the 1980s, it’s that Saturday Night Live has nothing on our leaders when it comes to conjuring up ludicrous, unbelievable plans to bolster the common weal.
And maybe one other thing, namely that corporations will make more money if you cluster bomb […]
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December 11th, 2007
Am I the only one provoked to homicidal rage by these talking gas pump video things at Shell and other petrol depositories?
I really get way more than enough information as it is during the course of any given day. As I was paying my $3.50 a gallon at the pump the other day while […]
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December 7th, 2007
In the news today is ‘roid pumper Barry Bonds appeared in Federal court Friday morning to hear charges related to a federal investigation of illegal steroid use.
Nothing of any moment will occur in the trial for months, so it makes sense to begin marketing some entertaining court room merchandise. Bonds will need to decide […]
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November 12th, 2007
It was reported today that last week’s 50,000 gallon plus oil spill into San Francisco Bay was the result of “human error.”
Well, No Shi*! Thanks, CNN. Up to that point, I had the god Poseidon down as suspect number one. He’s got serious impulse control issues.
Quite seriously, however, the tragedy should be a powerful […]
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October 16th, 2007
Just when you thought that the Craigslist writing gigs section couldn’t be any more pathetic of a jousting contest for dil-tards than it already is, here’s a guy who wants to pay somebody to do a five-page short story for him.
Typical loser–figured a creative writing class would be easy. Except for one thing–writing requires […]
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October 15th, 2007
I’ve got to hand it to Ann Coulter–I can’t help taking her bait, even though I know she would die in a publicity vacuum if everyone would just stop listening to her seething verbal chyme.
Recently she got in trouble–intentionally, of course–by telling Donny Deutsch that she’d like to see the Jews “perfected” by being made […]
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October 15th, 2007
U.S. politicians are vacillating over how to serve their own craven interests and push a resolution disapproving of the Ottoman Turks’ killing of over a million Armenians in 1915.
Why 1915? Who knows–it was just one year out of a period of ethnic cleansing that recast the Iliad between about 1890 and 1950.
It’s tempting […]
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