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Coulter’s Quest for Perfection: Render the Bitch Into a Rush Limbaugh Ass Candle

by Paul on October 15th, 2007

I’ve got to hand it to Ann Coulter–I can’t help taking her bait, even though I know she would die in a publicity vacuum if everyone would just stop listening to her seething verbal chyme.

Recently she got in trouble–intentionally, of course–by telling Donny Deutsch that she’d like to see the Jews “perfected” by being made into Christians.

Don’t get me wrong–I’m a “kill a commie for Christ” kind of guy myself, and I know in my heart that the baby Jesus loves us for doing things like, oh say, dropping nuclear bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

But Coulter’s got a great idea for once. She just didn’t quite grasp its direct applicability to her.

So I’m thinking there might be several options for “perfecting” Coulter:

  • Tallow rendering: A quick trip to the nearest meat packing plant would perfect Coulter into any of several ideal states, including soap, mayonaise, or bearing lube.
  • Make-up testing: It’s frowned upon to spray mascara in rabbits’ eyes these days. But Coulter would be perfect. You know she wants to give something back.
  • Lethal injection engineering: The courts are still arguing over what constitutes a constitutional ticket to ride the night train. From this day on, Coulter and other neocunts ride for free!

She demon image from here.

POSTED IN: News, stupidity

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