Craig’s Dregs . . . An Open Letter to DRag ‘n’ Gay: Make it stop!
Editor’s Note: At the discretion of our editorial round table, we will from time to time publish and ridicule Craigslist gigs posts that are even more preposterous, fraudulent, offensive, or pathetic than we normally expect.
Today’s selection: vietnamese 27 and drag n gay auto needs publisher or buy it
This character wants to sell you the rights to his/her life story for a grand. After posting for months in the Bay Area, he/she’s moved on to posting in New York to find a buyer.
Speaking for the Bay Area: Tough luck, Sweetie. Around here, drag queens are The San Francisco Treat. Third graders dress up as trannies for Halloween. It ain’t news–unless you look really good, that is.
The irony is that your life isn’t marketable for the simple reason that there’s nothing wrong with you that some therapy, a bottle of Cuervo, and a date with El Gigantico can’t fix. You need a shrink, not a publisher. Get help!
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