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Global Drinks: San Francisco Swill

by Paul on May 10th, 2008

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Below is the San Francisco addition to b5 media’s celebration of World Cocktail Week:

Cocktail: The San Francisco Treat

Mixing Instructions:

  • Add 1 oz. grossly inflated real estate prices even in a down market to 2 oz. pretension.
  • Add self-righteousness to taste. Slowly blend in 1 oz. political incompetence and 1 oz. sleazy scandal.
  • Spritz with sexual ambiguity and faint reek of sidewalk urine.
  • Serve in a 12 inch tall tubular goblet; fluff until mixture rises to the top.

And for those of you driven to drink by ongoing tragedy in Bay Area sports venues, take solace in StarkedSF’s Boozing and Losing post, replete with drinks designed to drown your sorrow deep.

Photo with permission of Bay Area photographer Steve Kesten.

POSTED IN: News, humor

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