Hillary, Barack to Star in Special Edition of Survivor
Get ready for Survivor: Election 2008, the new presidential election-themed Survivor show soon to hit the screen soon.
Encouraged by recent jousting between candidates Obama and Clinton, producers decided to capitalize on the ferocity of the political hopefuls in a shocking new show. The duration of the series will depend on who wins–and how.
Obama and Clinton will be air-dropped onto a secret island along with comic relief candidates Howard Dean, Wesley Clark, and Tom Vilsack. Each contender will start with a tribe of mental defectives, a distinction defined to include adults who have not bothered to register or vote in the last two elections.
The goal: each candidate will pursue a scorched earth policy, inciting his or her tribe to exterminate all the others. When it ends, the show’s last episode will telecast the ratings-boosting human sacrifice of the losing leaders and any of their followers left alive.
The kicker that the players don’t know about: A Republican version of the same show will be taking place on the other half of the island.
Riot image from Telegraph.co.uk.
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