HWJE: How Would Jesus Euthanize? (Vick Plays the Savior Card)
Now that he’s admitted to smashing, hanging, and electrocuting dogs to death, dog killer and former quarterback Michael Vick has found Jesus.
Now ain’t that cute–cute as a little ole’ puppy.
Thanks to the Son of God’s capacity for forgiveness, he’s undoubtedly proud to find His influence invoked by a man who killed animals by smashing them to
the ground causing their bones to shatter and organs explode, fried their brains in their own blood by electrocution, and forced them to experience horrible, gasping, claustraphobic death by drowning.
And of course there are also the untold maimings of animals that took place before authorities arrested Vick and he coincidentally came to accept the love of Jesus and bathe in His forgiveness.
And since Vick has publicly stated he did not profit from the dog fighting and related betting, it follows that he killed the animals simply for the sadistic pleasure of watching their death agony. Unless he just doesn’t feel anything at all.
But as the New Testament says, “Judge not, that ye be not judged.” So like many other forgiving souls, I say Vick deserves another chance. In hell.
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5 opinions for HWJE: How Would Jesus Euthanize? (Vick Plays the Savior Card)
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Aug 30, 2007 at 2:00 pm
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Alex
Aug 30, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Funny how all these thugs turn to Jesus.
I like how Vick looks all groomed and grown up now. Just last year he was looking full on thug and flicking off his own Falcon fans.
Mary Jo
Aug 30, 2007 at 9:45 pm
I feel like I should say “hallejuah.” I’m just not sure what for.
Far be it from me to ever get in the way of anyone’s salvation, I’m just constantly amazed at the timing of these things. Call me cynical.
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