Kansas Mouth breathers Dis Darwin
As noted today in the New York Times, the intelligent design idiots (IDIs) in Kansas are going at it again. IDIs want creationism taught as science alongside evolution. This is like demanding that Canaanite baal worship receive the same standing as a rational theory based on empirical evidence and experimentation.
Like stoned-out sixties tofu gobblers, the IDIs register the complexity of the world, feel their single brain cell evaporate, and blubber, “It’s too complicated, so a wonderful benign god (WBG) must have created it.” Then the cretins try to rationalize why a billion people are starving to death in WBG’s perfect universe.
Religion and Darwinism are both belief systems. One is based on a 3,500-year-old book of unknown provenance that calls for the sacrifice of first born sons. The other is based on a 3.5 billion-year-old fossil record and the intellectual work of adults.
For a less gentle take on IDIs, see the count of St. Germain’s Intelligent BallScratching. Now get back to work.
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