Karl Rove in Pirates of the Queeribean
White House ingenue Karl Rove has signed a nine movie deal with the Wachowski brothers.
The movies are all lavender-themed remakes, a direction that reflects both Larry Wachowski’s kaleidoscopic sexuality and Rove’s endoscopic urge to establish a refreshingly recognizable brand for his well known gayness.
The other movies:
- Brokeback Mountin’
- The Gaytrix
- Splendor in the Ass
- Miracle on 42nd Street
- Assablanca
- The Wild Brunch
- The Grapes of Ass
- Butch Cassidy in the Sundance Kid
President Bush, who will receive one percent of net on all the movies, was rumored to have lambasted “Hollywood Jews” for “shanking” him out of a percent-of-gross deal.
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