Schtick or Treat: StarkedSf Halloween
We’re fully confident that Halloween visits to the mansions of some of our friends in the news will yield these delightful All Hallows Eve results.
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Michael Vick, Larry Craig, & Michael Jackson: Nobody home, but they sure put a lot of effort into those gory-looking suicide decoration scenes in their living rooms.
Phil Spector: Uh . . . let’s just keep walking.
S.F. Mayor Gavin Newsom: That candy apple wiener sure looks realistic!
Britney Spears: Hey, she’s giving away babies again this year! And Angela Jolie is first in line.
Larry Elllison, aka DracuLarry: Whoa, he’s not giving candy–he’s taking it!
Terry Semel: Damn: I slipped on the fake blood in that Temple of Doom thing.
Larry Sonsini: If I didn’t know better, I’d think that was really Satan handing out Fireballs. And now I’m comfortable taking your candy, which I’m pretty sure is legal.
Karl Rove: Why do I have to say, “It wants some candy”?
Rush Limbaugh: Look at all these pills! But will I turn into an asshole if I take them?
The local archdiocese office: Those Child Protective Services officer costumes really paid for themselves!
Sequoia Capital: Wow, they had these hundred dollar bills steamed and pressed! But didn’t that look like Sergey Brin and Larry Page’s balls hanging over the walk-in fireplace?
The White House: Dude, a fifty pound bag–I never knew President Bush had so much bullshit!
Halloween card image from here.
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Oct 30, 2007 at 3:36 am
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