Silicone Sunday: The Gift That Keeps On Groping
Silicone Sunday. Money can’t buy you love, but it can ensure the hellacious enshrinement of fabulously enhanced knockers.
Set on the third Sunday of December, Silicone Sunday is a holiday all about the modified bodacious hooters and eye-crossing cleavage that make this country great.
On this one knockerlicious day of the year, man, woman, and child alike will offer homage to the life-giving and lust-sustaining power of gazongas, the only force powerful enough to remove the nation’s attention from Britney Spears’ ghastly nether regions.
Women will go topless without legal ramifications, and for once men will not have to conceal their reverence for the orbs of plenty. Titty magazines, porn movies, and ’s Secret catalogs shall be made available to all and viewed without shame or self-consciousness. Let it all hang out on Silicone Sunday!
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