Social Networking in Pleasanton: Summer is here and the pimpin’ is easy!
Prostitution arrests in Pleasanton aren’t usually enough to make a scurvy headline, but they are when the prosties, johns, and pimps connect on the internet before they exchange cash and bodily ichor in person.
Alameda County Sherriffs arrested nine women and four men in a sting operation where officers responded to internet ads for houghmagandy action and then linked the schlong-wranglers in real space.
The probing questions on the middle-class mallemaroking await answers:
- Was the net nookie advertised through Myspace or DrunkUniversity or what?
- If it was a dedicated website, what kind of AdSense revenue did it generate from banner & skyscraper ads?
- Was Larry Ellison involved, and if so was he a client or a pimp?
As we’ve repeatedly prognosticated, social networking is well on the way to being the new millennium’s Humpty-Hump dance cubed. (See MyShotgunWedding.com.)
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