Trading Places: Michael Vick and Britney Spears
Every once in a while, I like to imagine what it would be like if two publicity-addled public figures could swap lives. Last time it was Paris Hilton and Yahoo exec Terry Semel.
This time it’s Falcons quarterback and dog enthusiast Michael Vick and UberGinch Britney Spears. They’d both have a lot to gain from the switch:
- Spears: B-gash could blame her mottled appearance and lack of undergarments on a crew of wild dogs that mauled her and perished immediately after chewing up her underwear. Downside: doesn’t explain gum marks on assistant.
- Vick: The Beastmaster could take his pitbull training skills to the world of entertainment, pitting rabid stars against each other in the kind of mindless bloodsport everyone loves as long as it doesn’t involve a cute doggie. First match: Kevin Federline vs. B-Spears mom.
See, the world really does make sense–if you look at it the right way.
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