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Weekend Wallop: People & Stuff

by Paul on May 16th, 2008

The Bay Area’s 100 degree plus temperatures may not be back for the weekend, but it’s still holy sh*t hot. Things to do inside and out until the heat storm passes:

• Practice for San Francisco’s 2008 Masturbate-a-Thon. Act now–the devil finds work for idle hands.
• Download Vonkeil’s Queen vs. Madonna.
• Stop whining about the heat and make a chopsticks purse.
• Consider the ramifications of French Maid Marketing.
• Take in the Rude Pundit’s analysis of V-Gay Day.
• Do your own version of a classic comic book cover with the speech bubbler.
• Be glad you don’t have this job: cleaning the Seattle Space Needle.
• Ponder stuff that while people like: grammar.
• Read about “doing a Hasselhoff” and other bizarre conditions.
• Locate Wifi hotspots with the StarTech Wi-Fi Detective.
• Gander the Suicide Girls take on politics: The GOP prepares for a rump ride.
  
• Experience the downer: Ma.tt has mega camera equipment theft on US Airways flight to S.F.
• Learn about the virtual cake decorator and other Theoworlds stuff.
• The Reef’s Audrina Patridge pressure tests a bikini.
• Disgraceful T&A: bow down before the boobs of the Kardashians.
• Don’t be a pig and stare at Jennifer Aniston’s ass.

Photo of my backyard with permission of me. Is the sun coming up or going down? I’m not sure either.

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